In my next life I'm coming back as a dog!
Not just any dog a male pampered pooch, perhaps even American, they seem to really go a bit crazy over their pets!
I made this decision after the day from hell yesterday , I did not get a break! by time eveyones elses needs were met and everything was done my only me time was sleeping! In short yesterday sucked!
I decided it has to be an animal as I definitely don't want the life of a person, whoever coined the phrase "it's a dogs life" obviously never thought about the fact the dogs have it bloody easy fed, walked, all they have to do all day is decide who or what to bark at, chase their tails a little, maybe dig a hole or 2, sleep, eat and occasionally lick their balls! I'd say a dog has a pretty good life!
Me on the other hand had to put up with mess, 6 loads of laundry, fighting kids, toddler going through terrible two's, cooking, cleaning, dishwasher loaded twice not to mention going shopping then back to do pretty much all of the same again!
No I do not want to be a woman having to deal with children or men all that whining! then theres the children!
So the way I look at it right now my only chance for a peaceful life is what I come back as in the next one!
so what do you intend to come back as and why?